: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:59 pm  

Dick Jones wrote:

Whens the last supper

There aint one as Hobson scoffed it all, Jesus wasnt impressed.

: Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:10 pm  

Gaz McDonald wrote:

JC,
Can you explain why all the churches have signs outside saying 'Jesus Lives' and then the priests are telling us that Jesus died for our sins, please advise.
PS. Can you really see everything, even when im on the toilet with the door shut or is that your ald chap?

Masterbation will make you go blind my child

: Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:47 pm  

Gaz McDonald wrote:

JC,
Can you explain why all the churches have signs outside saying 'Jesus Lives' and then the priests are telling us that Jesus died for our sins, please advise.
PS. Can you really see everything, even when im on the toilet with the door shut or is that your ald chap?

I'm sure he saw it when you shat your pants at the match the other week

: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:38 pm  

jesus-is-coming wrote:

Masterbation will make you go blind my child

Whilst on holiday in Corfu last year, I witnessed young women sunbathing topless in full view of everyone, including young children. Many of them wore bikini bottoms that barely covered their buttocks, and the authorities did nothing. However, on the same beach one of the lads, who had the decency to remain fully clothed, was arrested by police for masturbating in the privacy of his own trousers. Double standards again.