I would like to report the above post for being abusive - but as I found it highly appropriate - I wont

Thal do fer mi Alan owd chuffer

a Lanky Leigher wi a few brains, a thouht Hokey wert clever Leigher on this Board but thas suprised mi.

Tony owd chuffer if thi can't speyk Lanky thas ner use fer mi sarry, Al ask yung Tony eel kna.

Ah, hidden talents! Been keeping them under a bushel - whatever one of those is. (someone told me it was a measure of liquid, familiar to the likes of 'Hudd Shay')

Udd Shay ?Ees a reet miserable chuffer on a Fax boord,alert yapping about ome brew.

I don't know about that. It sounds a much more appealing topic than:-



Leigh Owner Predicts 100% success in Championship

Leigh Coach Resigns

Rangi

Batley stun Leigh

Doubts about Leigh's ability to win Challenge Cup at Wembley



etc.etc. etc.



I'm off for a drink!!