Or the bloke from the insect house at Chester Zoo Terry Fiderspiders

I knew a dutch guy who worked in a kitchen, his name was Mr. Dadoodishes, his Christian name was Hans

Oh yes and there's that policeman PC Bobby Selmit.

The owner of the old Golden Moon chippy in Hindley Green was called wan kin tu spitt. FACT

Well, maybe - if there ever had been a "Golden Moon" chippy in Hindley Green!!

1976 phone book entry
The Golden Moon
Swan Lane
Hindley Green

Prop- Mr Wan kin tu spitt

The batter was always soggy.

Played against Leigh the other week Wayne Kerr

There is a Sikh policeman in the GMP called Kum Dan Singh. I kid you not. Moreover, when I last referred to this in conversation with Leyther-in-India's brother, who works with him, I said something about how funny his name was, and DS Brother said 'what, because he's name's Kum?', to which I replied, 'no, because his name's Kum Dan Singh, but now you mention it, that, too...'

We used to have a hairdressers in Barrow called Curl up and Dye


I think someone once said to me a hairdressers shop in a film was called that too

There used to be a little restaurant in China Town in Manc called "Choo Mee's". Good food and cheap. Musn't have paid their due's as three weeks after we ate there the gangsters went in a butcherd the owners.