I agree I think we should all be back where we belong - barefoot and pregnant at the kitchen sink. BTW anyone know where I can buy a burkha?

Proper woman, well said luv, may I congratulate yer owd mon for keeping feet ont ground and knowing yer place.

I'd be nothing without my man - he is my God!






(Christ I hope he doesn't read this crap - he'll probably have me sectioned!)

Just a tad sexist there Maureen.

I trust the last bit was a joke, who would do his washing cooking and ironing with you inside?

He'd just get one of his other wives to do it for him!

I believe that men should be able to have as many women as they can manage - they are the superior sex after all. I just feel lucky that he allows me to cater to his every whim!

You are indeed a lucky bugger, the man is a living saint investing so much of his time in your education.

You are my husband and I claim my £5

Doubt it, mi wife is not allowed to use the computer, having said that it would be Murphys law to find out she has been getting educated whilst Im darnt pit or tekkin whippets out.

I thought Murphy's Law was 'lead Leyth to glory then leave at the first opporunity'?

I wouldnt mind a bit of glory.

It's better than doing nowt then leaving at the first opportunity a la Millward!!