Re: Come on Monty.. : Sat Oct 26, 2019 2:19 am
JackDiggle wrote:
I will buy a season ticket regardless but I do have preferences:
Buy younger players, maybe they'll stay with the club and then start of every season wont be like Fresher's Ball (it's a dance not a raffle btw).
Only one bald player please. Too confusing.
No beards the same length.
Only one player with same surname.
Buy players with proper christian names like Albert (good enough for Goldthorpe, Tatlock and Einstein my tailors) -names that sound like Katie Price's children just don't work on a rugby field - yes Jordan and Bodene its you again..and with Katie's love of DNA its not impossible.
Buy players with rugby faces. Matty Dawson Jones was a fine example but you've just let go probably the greatest ever in Joe Cator - a fellow with a face that looks like it was made from a bit of Walt Tabern's cauliflower ear.
Buy just one Number 9 - they could all play 80 minutes if they didn't lift their hands to the sky in mock indignation at every play the ball.
Double-barelled names are now ok. Its been pointed out to me that these are not affectations but a logical way of a fellow dealing with him finding out his Dad is not is real Dad. Expect a few more.
Oh and when the season does start can all loan players have a big L on their forehead and on their back so we don't in the early days think its one of our new signings whose just taken the ball at speed, sidestepped (look it up) the opposition and scored under the posts.
Onwards and Upwards! or at the very least Sidewards.
Buy younger players, maybe they'll stay with the club and then start of every season wont be like Fresher's Ball (it's a dance not a raffle btw).
Only one bald player please. Too confusing.
No beards the same length.
Only one player with same surname.
Buy players with proper christian names like Albert (good enough for Goldthorpe, Tatlock and Einstein my tailors) -names that sound like Katie Price's children just don't work on a rugby field - yes Jordan and Bodene its you again..and with Katie's love of DNA its not impossible.
Buy players with rugby faces. Matty Dawson Jones was a fine example but you've just let go probably the greatest ever in Joe Cator - a fellow with a face that looks like it was made from a bit of Walt Tabern's cauliflower ear.
Buy just one Number 9 - they could all play 80 minutes if they didn't lift their hands to the sky in mock indignation at every play the ball.
Double-barelled names are now ok. Its been pointed out to me that these are not affectations but a logical way of a fellow dealing with him finding out his Dad is not is real Dad. Expect a few more.
Oh and when the season does start can all loan players have a big L on their forehead and on their back so we don't in the early days think its one of our new signings whose just taken the ball at speed, sidestepped (look it up) the opposition and scored under the posts.
Onwards and Upwards! or at the very least Sidewards.
Big mistake in letting him go. Maybe the pot that the club had, has dissolved.