ROUND TWENTY-FOUR ROUND UP (PART THE FIRST):All in wrestling, welcome to all. Zools got the first texted prompt of the new era. VL made it after a week of seemingly sitting on the beaches, looking at the peaches.
Bongser wonders whether a certain mooted, North American start-up would play under the city’s name with a high-tackling soubriquet: “The Boston Stranglers”. Furthermore would their home kit be Gold ‘n’ Brown hooped shirts?
The first match of the weekend saw The Tools beat Widnes. This WPL was cleft in the twain. No correct margins but five points each to EVVO, Chazzer, Juanners, Vanners & Bongser.
Full house on a Trannies win at home to York. No correct margins, five to everyone. The margin of 50 at Lamport is of little import. What will be giving Bongser a restless night is that the parvenus racked up 56 points.
Bongser:
a) Made a wreckless boast on The Bulls’ forum
b) Followed it up with an even more wreckless pledge
c) Is more a man of his word than is HRJ
d) Is crapping himself before he becomes lanolin-bound
e) Needs Leigh to score at least 57 points TODAY!
