: Tue May 12, 2009 4:23 pm  

...and as they followed the footsteps from where the Woozel wasn't, Piglet trembled a little in case the Woozel was, or at least soon would be, because he was really a Very Small Animal. But then he squeezed Pooh's hand more tightly, and felt much better. 'I am really so lucky as to have a friend like Pooh Bear', thought Piglet, 'for he is brave and fearless and is a Much Bigger Animal than I, but he isn't bouncy like Tigger, or silly like Rabbit, or sad like Eeyone', and Piglet began to think that perhaps Pooh was the best friend in the whole world. And as they walked, Pooh looked down at Piglet, and thought to himself, 'if that pig sneezes I'll effin' kill him'.

: Tue May 12, 2009 4:31 pm  

Dick Jones wrote:

Anyone haer about the big bad wolf...............





He went looking for the 3 little pigs and when he foound them he started off in his usual patter, "Little pig, Little pig, Let me come in", No no said the Little pig not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin, your not coming in, so the wolf tried again and said" Little pig, little pig let me come in, or Ill huff and Ill puff and blow your house down". To which the pig replied go away big bad wolf or Ill ****ing sneeze on you.

Stick to the ironing.

: Tue May 12, 2009 4:51 pm  

Quality Matt