: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:12 am  

Michael Jackson died yesterday, he choked on little boys nuts.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:13 am  

It wasn't a heart attack. Apparently he was playing with a kid and had a stroke. And Paul McCartney's said this confirms once and for all that the girl is his... although it's believed MJ lost interest when he realised he'd misheard the original lyric as 'the girl is nine'. But his kids will be set fair... Gary Glitter's just offered $5m for Jacko's laptop.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:24 am  

Whats the difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?

Farah played with Majors,
Michael played with Minors.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:15 pm  

THECherry&Whites wrote:

Whats the difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?

Farah played with Majors,
Michael played with Minors.

Apparently she was granted one wish on entering heaven... that all the children of the world would be kept safe from harm. A few hours later in Los Angeles.....

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:25 pm  

Bartholemew Smythe wrote:

Did you have tickets for Paul Gadd.................

With comments like that I think it's you who should be embarrased mate.

As for the other "jokes"... pathetic. I wasn't his biggest fan by a long way but his music was brilliant and that's what he should be remembered for.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:31 pm  

The Kevster! wrote:

With comments like that I think it's you who should be embarrased mate.

As for the other "jokes"... pathetic. I wasn't his biggest fan by a long way but his music was brilliant and that's what he should be remembered for.

Get off your soap box you soft sh!te

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:38 pm  

He isn't being buried or cremated he's being recycled as shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic & still dangerous for kids to play with

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:33 pm  

The Kevster! wrote:

With comments like that I think it's you who should be embarrased mate.

As for the other "jokes"... pathetic. I wasn't his biggest fan by a long way but his music was brilliant and that's what he should be remembered for.

He was a sick Paedo mate and should have been executed...he bought his freedom.

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:52 pm  

Two paramedics arrived at Michael Jacksons house to answer the 911 call. The first asks the second what they should do first. The second replies "I don't know about you, but I reckon the ferris wheel."

: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:54 pm  

Paul HHZ wrote:

Two paramedics arrived at Michael Jacksons house to answer the 911 call. The first asks the second what they should do first. The second replies "I don't know about you, but I reckon the ferris wheel."

I like this!