David Hughes : Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:43 am
On these forums I have posted 20966 posts as 'gutterfax', 115 as 'enigmatic', 478 as 'Jim Pooley', 22 as 'ThePhotocopier', 71 as 'Molly Malone', and 137 as 'The Changing Man'.2% of these posts have been about Rugby League, and 1% about London Broncos team performance on the pitch, while 97% have been about marketing which is the only thing I know about. If David Hughes had put a better team together I might actually have gone to Rugby League matches and learnt about the game, it's his fault that my posts are such a drone.
In 43% of my posts I have written self promoting cobblers telling everyone how great I am, this is all because David Hughes won't tell you all how great I am.
69% of my posts have involved me attacking another member, often with thinly disguised expletives and name calling. This is all down to David Hughes, if he hadn't put £20M of his own money in there would be no team, and therefore no forum members for me to attack.
In 55% of my posts I have berated members simply for attending games, because that idiot David Hughes keeps putting money in. There should be no club and no games to attend.
I have posted an average of 4.78 posts per day. My lack of any kind of social life away from the keyboard is down to David Hughes. If he had put a much better team together, it would have won more games, thereby improving my mood to the point that I wouldn't be so unpleant to other people and some of them might actually want to associate with me.
22% of my posts have referred to how I delivered a few leaflets in Brentford. David Hughes should have put a proper business plan together to move the team to New Zealand so that I could still deliver leaflets here.
In 19% of my posts I have made spelling mistakes while at the same time, in 25% of my posts, have instantly jumped on the slightest grammatical error by any other member, especially when it avoids me having to answer a well argued post pointing out that I've just spouted utter rubbish.
71% of my posts have referrred to Gus McKay, in the most contrived manner possible in 39% of cases. If David Hughes hadn't let Gus McKay leave I'd still get calls from him and could still brag about the club CEO calling me on my personal mobile. It's David Hughes fault that I can no longer big myself up and have been exposed as the complete irrelevance that I am.
