I've just heard from a good source that we have a new forwards coach lined up who will resolve our issues and some overnight.
IL was seen this afternoon exiting Harry's Bar after interviewing the go to man with the font of all knowledge on rugby league forwards.
My source confronted IL who seemed somewhat startled but admitted he was still floating on air after meeting with the great man.
After a brief interchange my source got down to the basics and asked who his dinner time partner was and what the purpose of their meeting. Apparently IL couldn't contain himself and blurted out that he had met the guy who would save our season nay, our souls and deliver us from those awful bullies be they in Warrington, St Helens or Catalan and beat the shoite out of them.
When asked when would this Svengali figure start and who he was IL almost stained his kecks in excitement.
You heard this here first..................
Once his "contract" is concluded he will leave the Thatto Heath U9's and join the WW staff from his bedroom and send texts, emails, Twitter shoite and just about any other media outlet that his mam will let him have access to so that he can just tell SW and his current under performers just how it is.
Mugwump joins us with the full backing of St Pete and the entire membership of his fan club ie himself.
I've just booked my Grand Final tickets and can't wait to watch Patrick (or Paddy as Mugwump will call him) and Mossop ( or LEEVIT as dear old Mugwump will chastisingly call him) tear a new one on every pack in the country.
There is a god and my prayers have been answered.
