Anyone got any good chelsea jokes yet?

Come on man.

I wanted a belly laugh not a s!

Jeez, ive never seen so much pathetic squabbling from people who collectivly probably aint seen 'their' team play 10 times this year.

At the end of the day, chelsea should have had 4 penalties but sumone didnt do his job and cos the club millions. Everyone here would go just as mad if it happend to thier team, watching or playing, so why start singling out people like drogba (who yes is a diving git) for that reaction.
I get the point of being glad ur rivals didnt win, but sum of u need to simmer down

May I just say.....

Chelsea

It's sport, not war. People are having a laugh. Not overreacting. Overreacting would be bringing Heysel into this discussion or calling people out for fights. This is just messageboard joviality. And Chelsea are still a rich team fighting for honours. It's not like theyve been threatened or relegated in any way and their reaction was absolutely comical.

So in conclusion,

LOL Chelsea!

All he does is bum Liverpool, Spurs and Chelsea and state the obvious.

How typical. English side go out and the media have a field day about decisions that were not awarded.

In regards to the penalties? They were hardly four stone wallers were they? Also, given that Drogba was involved in one then that is (copyright Scousers) justice as far as I am concerned. He is always throwing himself on the deck and cheating for fouls so he can hardly complain when he is not given one when he perhaps should have been.

Barca also won 1-0 on dodgy red card decisions on the night, something which the eternally biased Sky punditry conveniently seemed to gloss over too.

ATEOTD, Barca going through was deserved after Chelski's "anti-football" in the first game when they were just too negative for words. Boring team with half ar$ed fans, most of whom will desert them next season anyway due to the fact that they are not really winning anything of note anymore.

If the reactions at the end were by the Barca players, or, worst still, an Italian outfit, then Sky would be going beserk about how the club were a disgrace and should be kicked out of the competition (next year Chelski fans) for their behaviour. They were an utter disgrace and heaped shame on themselves. Funny it was.

However, I am sure that some people will take comfort in the ref making the odd bad decision. I await the same people flooding message boards/radio phone-in shows next season when they call the ref a disgrace for awarding Chelsea yet another dodgy penalty award. However, that will not happen.

Ha ha ha Chelski, you got what you deserved.

Visca el Barca.

Not really. Even the Tommys and the Gerrys had a game of football in World War 1 - we'll be back hating each other shortly.

Have another look at Pique's handball. Just after he does it, he does a massive 'fool me, that's torn it' exhale, realises he might get away with it, shuffles the gears and plays on. Good work Agent Pique. I know it's been said countless times before but it really was funny when that goal went it. Tuck in Terry.

The Emirates is going to be a fun place on Sunday - I hope they are the first small time numpties to play 'Barcelona' over the tannoy before kick off, at least they can beat Hull to it!

I thought it was hilarious. About time a 'big club' got what they deserve.

Since when did the referee's nationality become so important all of a sudden?? Oh yeah, when an English side get "screwed" over that's when...I mean our ref's are so very good and lead the world in everything don't they



I thought the ref had a poor game last night but does that mean he's "out of his depth" as pundits were saying afterwards?? Fabregas had 2 poor games against Nited, Cech and Reina had bad games in the CL QF at Stamford Bridge - are they all out of their depth at this level too??

I had a little chuckle when Barca scored and I thought back to the Chelsea fans who posted 'F 'em - survival of the fittest!' etc on a board created to make donations to help Rotherham United survive. There was no need to comment at all if they didn't want to donate anything. Karma!