: Thu May 28, 2009 10:25 pm  

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Q. What goes "Beep, Beep, Beep Beep" A. The Man Utd Champions of Europe Tour Bus reversing into the garage Lionel Messi's house has been broken into. Police want to speak with the Manure midfield as there were nowhere to be seen between 19:45 and 21:45 on Wednesday night. There are some things money cannot buy, like a 2009 champions league winners medal But for everything else MUTV Man Utd Replica kit Man utd tracksuit Man Utd bed spread Man Utd coffee mug Man Utd DVD Man Utd calander Man Utd pen Man Utd clock Man Utd scarf Man Utd tattoo Man Utd toothbrush Man Utd mirror Man Utd flags Man Utd programmes Man Utd books Man Utd stickers Man Utd pennant Man Utd watch Man Utd pencil case Man Utd sports bag Man Utd Football boots Man Utd photographs Man Utd footballs There's Mastercard Q: What has Wormwood Scrubs got in common with the Man Utd end at The Stadio Olipmico 10 minutes before the final whistle? A: They're both full of cockneys trying to get out. For Sale : 150,000 printed t-shirts (Man Utd Quintuple Cup Winners 2009), will make good dusters/oil rags, 5p each. Contact A.Ferguson or apply onilne at www.overconfidentbastards.com

: Fri May 29, 2009 12:40 am  

Catalancs wrote:

as i've posted on la liga thread. the spanish league resembled the SPL this year with the gap between 2nd and 3rd.

But as the post you were replying to was about the 2nd place PL side hammering the 2nd placed La Liga side, WTF does the distance between 2nd and 3rd in La Liga have to do with anything?

: Fri May 29, 2009 6:42 am  

Wire_85 wrote:

Why are the Mancs shocked that Liverpool and Leeds fans are taking the P for losing a CL final? you sing about both clubs every game don't give it out if you can't take it, we got ribbed to fccuk in 2007 by you lot but we expected it.

I find it funny, us losing is more important to you than your own team winning. People are taking the mick when their own teams have won fck all..........AGAIN. The irony is amazing, it's like Dirk Kuyt calling somebody ugly.

Ha ha ha ha, you lost in the final...


Reminder......you won fck all again.

: Fri May 29, 2009 7:51 am  

I'm not one for gloating after another side loses (On quick reflection I don't think I've gloated or taken the pi55 over this or previous games, no doubt if I have someone will point it out.)

One thing I am grateful over though is that we don't have to put up with the Mancs celebrating on here. They would have been utterly unbearable.

The papers seem to be suggesting that Ronaldo might leave Man Utd after this, and the story of him putting blame on Fergie for the defeat would certainly help get him the move. I don't think we'd get him, he'll obviously want to go to either of the Spanish giants, but IMO we should be doing everything we can to get him. And I'd LOVE to see him playing for Chelsea. He is a diver, he might be an odious person, but above all he is a magnificent football player. With Ronaldo playing for Chelsea we could appoint Ranieri or Scolari as manager and still walk it to a PL title win!

: Fri May 29, 2009 7:53 am  

Mark wrote:

I find it funny, us losing is more important to you than your own team winning. People are taking the mick when their own teams have won fck all..........AGAIN. The irony is amazing, it's like Dirk Kuyt calling somebody ugly.

Ha ha ha ha, you lost in the final...


Reminder......you won fck all again.

Now this is what i've been saying.

But you got beat off barca

Yeah but we won 3 trophies and you won bugger all

Still doesnt seem to register!

: Fri May 29, 2009 8:03 am  

espanyolswan wrote:

So there has been no success at Wolves, Birmingham, Burnley, Leicester, Peterborough, Scunthorpe, Brentford, Exeter, Wycombe, Gillingham, Burton, Torquay, AFC Wimbledon, Tamworth, Gateshead, Corby, Rangers, St Johnstone, Rhyl etc etc

I didn't realise supporters of those clubs have been crowing about Barcelona winning the European Cup?

And besides, let's be honest, promotions, play off wins and success in Scotland hardly compare to getting to the European Cup Final, do they?

: Fri May 29, 2009 8:08 am  

Ronaldo again, have to say I am bored of it now, if he wants to leave, cya

: Fri May 29, 2009 8:17 am  

PAUL M wrote: Ronaldo again, have to say I am bored of it now, if he wants to leave, cya I presume we're talking about this story? Nothing quote. Nothing story. He's said twice in a week he wants to stay. It's no surprise he's come out with something like that when yet another d*ckhead journalist brings the question up. If you think you're bored of it, how the f*ck do you think he feels?

PAUL M wrote: Ronaldo again, have to say I am bored of it now, if he wants to leave, cya I presume we're talking about this story? Nothing quote. Nothing story. He's said twice in a week he wants to stay. It's no surprise he's come out with something like that when yet another d*ckhead journalist brings the question up. If you think you're bored of it, how the f*ck do you think he feels?

: Fri May 29, 2009 8:23 am  

GT wrote: I presume we're talking about this story? Nothing quote. Nothing story. He's said twice in a week he wants to stay. It's no surprise he's come out with something like that when yet another d*ckhead journalist brings the question up. If you think you're bored of it, how the f*ck do you think he feels? My thoughts on Ronaldo exactly. He's said he wants to stay. He'll do for me.

GT wrote: I presume we're talking about this story? Nothing quote. Nothing story. He's said twice in a week he wants to stay. It's no surprise he's come out with something like that when yet another d*ckhead journalist brings the question up. If you think you're bored of it, how the f*ck do you think he feels? My thoughts on Ronaldo exactly. He's said he wants to stay. He'll do for me.

: Fri May 29, 2009 8:37 am  

GT wrote: I presume we're talking about this story? Nothing quote. Nothing story. He's said twice in a week he wants to stay. It's no surprise he's come out with something like that when yet another d*ckhead journalist brings the question up. If you think you're bored of it, how the f*ck do you think he feels? Well if he's bored with it then all he has to say is "I'm staying here. I'm not interested in moving anywhere." That will kill most of the speculation. Instead he skirts round the issue and makes it sound as though he does want a move again. I can understand Man Utd fans being bored or pi55ed off with the constant speculation. I can understand Man Utd fans feeling anger towards Ronaldo for the way he's acted. But I cannot really understand why any Man Utd fan would want Ronaldo to leave your club after what he's done for you. The scouse divs I can understand why they say they wouldn't want him, they are stupid and they've got no chance of getting him anyway, but I can't get my head around United fans turning against Ronaldo over something so trivial.

GT wrote: I presume we're talking about this story? Nothing quote. Nothing story. He's said twice in a week he wants to stay. It's no surprise he's come out with something like that when yet another d*ckhead journalist brings the question up. If you think you're bored of it, how the f*ck do you think he feels? Well if he's bored with it then all he has to say is "I'm staying here. I'm not interested in moving anywhere." That will kill most of the speculation. Instead he skirts round the issue and makes it sound as though he does want a move again. I can understand Man Utd fans being bored or pi55ed off with the constant speculation. I can understand Man Utd fans feeling anger towards Ronaldo for the way he's acted. But I cannot really understand why any Man Utd fan would want Ronaldo to leave your club after what he's done for you. The scouse divs I can understand why they say they wouldn't want him, they are stupid and they've got no chance of getting him anyway, but I can't get my head around United fans turning against Ronaldo over something so trivial.