LFC end of season dinner details are out. You are all invited, sure to be a fun night:
Menu is as follows –
Starter – Sour Grapes
Main Course – Plaice (probably 5th or 6th)
Pudding – Selection from Kuyt, Ngog, Lucas, Dossena, or Degan.
Drinks will be available but there’s strictly no doubles. Trebles, and certainly no carling premier.
There will also be a selection of wines served by some fat Spanish bloke with a dodgy beard
Please note that dress code is strictly “late 80s” to celebrate our last league title.
ALL drinks will be served in plastic glasses as cups are not on the agenda again this season.
For entertainment on the night Rafa Benitez will be doing his party trick of making £250 million disappear into thin air with f**k all to show for it.