Wikileaks has revealed that Keighley directors will be trying a revolutionary new interview technique to choose their next coach:
The first test will be a rapping contest between contenders and it’s rumoured that first up will be Peter Roe v Stanley Gene.
The final test involves a catwalk a G string and thigh length high heeled boots. The mole would not reveal any more details but commented "we're going to sell tickets for this one"
The mole reported that this ensures that the participants can not only talk the talk but also walk the walk.
…. I’ll get my coat.
Always look on the bright side