Bradford Shock Announcement : Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:36 pm
In a shock move today, Bradford bulls have been bought by Asian food mogul Mr. Ram Jam Buttyman who has not only pledged to take the club into a new era of success, but to bridge links with the local community. Mr Buttyman has revealed plans to build a super mosque which will totally enclose a 25,000 capacity all kneeling stadium. The soon to be renamed bulls will ground share with a local Kabaddi team and Mr Buttyman expects dual registration between some of the players. He commented that the Bulls appear experts at avoiding physical contact so they should make great Kabaddi players.
He revealed a revolutionary all new black latex one piece Burka as his home kit, and expects brisk replica sales in the city centre. The away kit is yet to be revealed but is thought to be equally forward thinking.
He commented that the new kit gave him the idea for the new team name – The Bradford Burks which he thought sounded rather catchy. He was also very pleased that coach Macca was changing his name to Mecca as a show of support. The coach commented “we can take a lot of positives out of this”.
PS this is just a bit of fun – absolutely no racial puns intended. I tried Bradford Kilts, ponchos and togas but they didn’t have the same ring about them.
This board is getting far too morbid, we need to lighten up and support our team.
