I see Big Dave and PP doing their weekly shop in Sainsbury's most weeks; I've never seen a trolley packed with so much scran - I'd hate to be footing the bill for that haul.
He's a cracking lad - and seems to get the need to engage with and entertain the crowd; and he is absolutely devastating on the ball - the way he stood up in a 3 man tackle, then swatted off the fourth was hilarious; although he'll have to work hard to have a better moment than his slow motion 40 yard sprint against Hull, laughing like a lunatic all the while. Lovely stuff - a top signing, and we're lucky to have him.