Little Pepe went to nursery school one day wearing his Widnes hat. His teacher asked him why he was a Widnes fan. He said, “Because my parents are.” His teacher said, “That’s not good. What would you do if your parents were drug dealers and hookers?” He replied, “Well then I would be a Warrington fan.”
There's a Wooly over there, baggy kecks and feathered hair with a 3 star jumper half way up his back, that’s a fecking Wooly back! Oooh-to… Oooh-to-be… Oooh-to-be-a… WOOLY!
In that case we could get Tony Rea. Out of anyone I could think of, he would be the best possible choice. Just like Wayne Bennett, he wouldn't come of course.
So the next best thing that could actually come to pass would be Jon Sharp.
He's a lancashire man anyway, i dont know where he gets all this Yorkshire stuff from.
What an insult. Disgusting.
Imagine though - Bennett at Widnes. That would be a coup to smash all would be SL entrants to smitherines. I remember the birth of the Broncos when i followed the fortunes of my hero Joe Kilroy and there was Bennett - instrumental in the birth and the rise of the Broncos. A proper legend.
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