It was supposed to say Barbanus, sorry.

Is this possible? I know cats have barbed penises (or should that be penii?) that's why there's so much yowling.

I once did see some barbed chastity belts. Youch, too late.

I love Alex, hope I'm as feisty at his age.
In other football news, looks like Barmbys gone. Shame.

I can't stand ferguson gobby idiot he is and there is loads of conspiracy theories going on with barmy and the allams

I like him, can't beat a bit of arrogance in a man who knows what he's doing.
Love him or loathe him, he's he most successful football managers of our time & has introduced some great players along his way.

Blue Moon.

Pinch, punch and all that crap.

A friend of mine has just found out he's got testicular cancer, he's only 32. Getting checking your balls everyone.

I haven't any but I'll be sure to have a feel of my breasts, thanks for raising awareness.

I've just dropped a Rich Tea in my brew, I knew I shouldn't have dunked.
Hob Nobs from now on.

the problem with that is you wont have any tea left they are like sponges