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A True Story ? : Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:23 pm  

A plane with 5 passengers on board -- Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, the Pope and a 10-year-old schoolgirl -- is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Trump says "I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and I'm needed to solve the pandemic!" He takes one parachute and jumps. Johnson says ‘I’m needed to sort out the COVID-19 mess in Britain’. He takes one and jumps. The Pope says, "The world's Catholics depend on me for comfort in a time of fear." He takes one and jumps. "You can have the last parachute," Merkel says to the 10-year-old. "I've lived my life. Yours is only just starting." The little girl replies: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA just took my school bag."

Re: A True Story ? : Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:43 pm  

Like it

Re: A True Story ? : Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:11 pm  

Last night I was sat in my garden at about 1 minute to 8 i started to sing if you all hate Wigan clap your hands..blimey seconds later I heard the whole street clapping...

P.s I did join in giving a big round of applause to our fantastic NHS staff..true heroes in my eyes...

Re: A True Story ? : Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:04 pm  

Went in asda today and was stood behind Paul from the chuckle brothers I said oy 2 metre you...I.ll defo get my coat

Re: A True Story ? : Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:15 pm  

Sadly, Paul is self isolating, 2 metres underground.

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Re: A True Story ? : Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:56 am  

That seems a bit extreme ? Yesterday, for the first time I lost track of what day it was and then couldn't stop whistling this great track from Morrisey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

That seems a bit extreme ? Yesterday, for the first time I lost track of what day it was and then couldn't stop whistling this great track from Morrisey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA

Re: A True Story ? : Mon Mar 30, 2020 5:29 pm  

Winslade's Offload wrote: That seems a bit extreme ? Yesterday, for the first time I lost track of what day it was and then couldn't stop whistling this great track from Morrisey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA Life itself is more than a bit extreme, at the moment. I was sad to hear of Paul Chuckle's demise, as he and Barry were a couple of harmless guys just trying to make folk laugh. It was a comment in poor taste, I admit, but life goes on (let's hope for more of us, rather than less of us) in these extreme times. Keep smiling through.

Winslade's Offload wrote: That seems a bit extreme ? Yesterday, for the first time I lost track of what day it was and then couldn't stop whistling this great track from Morrisey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA Life itself is more than a bit extreme, at the moment. I was sad to hear of Paul Chuckle's demise, as he and Barry were a couple of harmless guys just trying to make folk laugh. It was a comment in poor taste, I admit, but life goes on (let's hope for more of us, rather than less of us) in these extreme times. Keep smiling through.

Re: A True Story ? : Mon Mar 30, 2020 6:05 pm  

MorePlaymakersNeeded wrote:

Life itself is more than a bit extreme, at the moment. I was sad to hear of Paul Chuckle's demise, as he and Barry were a couple of harmless guys just trying to make folk laugh.
It was a comment in poor taste, I admit, but life goes on (let's hope for more of us, rather than less of us) in these extreme times.
Keep smiling through.

Wrong Chuckle, Paul's still alive

Re: A True Story ? : Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:39 pm  

Oops, that just makes it worse.

Re: A True Story ? : Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:17 am  

Get well soon Paul..believe he's recovering from this horrible virus...