The Saints Average Players List : Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:47 am
Ok, it's been resurfacing recently, so here's the list again...
Paul Wellens - Too slow, getting to old, not good enough at international level
Ade Gardner - Over-rated, only falls over the line thanks to Gidley
Matt Gidley - True class, but age isn't on his side
Francis Meli - Could catch AIDs in Africa, turns slower than an articulate lorry driven by a troupe of midgets and is all round lazy
Leon Pryce - Thug, over rated flat track bully
Sean Long - Too old, doesn't have the spark and can't kick goals
Jason Cayless - Has anybody seen JC?
Kieron Cunningham - Too old, too fat, needs to stop spending time on his acting career
James Graham - Only makes so many metres because he takes so many balls in (oohhh matron). Scouse, ginger, and granny shagger
Lee Gilmour - Isn't a centre, too old, gets injured very easily.
Jon Wilkin - Isn't very good really, too cocky and spends too much side on the media work (and that's just from st pete)
Chris Flannery - Does nothing, brings nothing, the type of Aussie we abuse Wigan for signing
James Roby - One trick pony, and borderline gay after his singing antics
Bryn Hargreaves - Average plodder, brings nothing special to the side
Tony Puletua - Tidy player, but age isn't on his side
Paul Clough - Potential to be good, but not yet
Kyle Eastmond - Poor attitude and looks like Mr T
Maurie Fa'asavalu - One run a match and isn't as good as Feka
All the above players are made to look good by the man next to them.
