Will miss the 20/20 cricket World Cup after:

he had undergone electrofulguration - a surgical procedure to destroy tissue by electric current and this inturn and turn into a genital infection.

So yes he's had his balls electrocuted, ouch!!!!

I SUDDENLY DONT FEEL TO GOOD, sweet baby jesus n the orphans

There's folk pay good money for wonky stuff like that.

So I am told anyway.

Surely not in Leyth

If you're interested in trying it out - I'll do it for free.

Ding dong

You filthy deviant. I am truly shocked.

You can go ahead of me in the queue if you want AD

Near the Three Crowns if ur interested!

Can I remind you all that it involves something like this....



Ouch

Ooh this is getting better, I just happen to have some of those in my shed - time and place chaps?


I promise I'll warm my hands!

Once had a girlfriend who offered something bizarre and in return said she would do anything for me.

Wey hey, I thought.

I got her to redecorate the hall stairs and landing.