Seeing that he is going to be absent for a while I think we need to show our support by listing the things we will miss the most about him.
1. His massive kicking leg. Like a metronomic 4 foot sausage. I heard TS decorates 100 footballs with Paul Lakin's smashing face on before each training session, fetches them to the ground in a net bag on his back as he cycles in, then gets Jordo to belt them into the North Sea. That bonding ritual will be missed.