An old man inherited an old shed,on raking about he found an old lamp,he picked it up and lo and behold out popped a genie.The genie said I will let you have 2 wishes,but can only grant you one.The old man said my faithful seven year old greyhound I would love it to win the greyhound derby.The genie looked at him and said,greyhounds usually retire at five,thats a tough one.Whats the other wish ?. I would like hull fc to be rugby league champiuons.The genie looked at him in amazement and said,lets have another look at the dog.